drew barrymore

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against the '80s (besides banana clips). And I'm sure everyone who went to their prom during that decade had just as much good, clean fun as I did at mine [Editor's note: Speak for yourself, Rachel!]. But that doesn't mean you should bring it back to haunt fashionistas everywhere, Drew Barrymore, now that most of those pictures have long been burned.

The more I stare at your Golden Globe look from last night, the more I realize that this disaster had nothing to do with your dress. The gown was lovely, elegant, even a little edgy. Your makeup was fine, even though I personally wouldn't have chosen a blue shadow.

But! The! Hair!

Sweetheart, birds nest hair hasn't seen the light of day on a Hollywood star under the age of 60 for almost 20 years — and even then, it was largely the '80s channeling the 1950s. Most of our commenters said that your hair aged you — and one said you looked 65! Mathematically speaking, the width of your head, including your 'do, should never be twice as wide as your face, if you want to be taken seriously.

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